Surgery was comparatively fun. Why can't that be my job? Wake up every day, wait in an office for a little while, talk to people for an hour, then BAM UNCONSCIOUS. Time stops existing. Emerge in a haze of mnemoremenants, numb, confused. Spend an hour being aware of just barely being aware of being aware that a movie is on. And the movie is good. Probably. Does it matter? No it does not. Stumble to bed. Pass out. $300,000/year, 100% matching 401(k). If you know of a vacancy for one of those let me know.