Idea for a super hero comic: The Eulogizer. His eulogies kill anyone who hears more than a few seconds of them.
comic writes itself
the scourge of the funeral circuit
Nathan •
gives eulogy, audience dies, eulogizes audience, 2nd audience dies, repeat ad infinitum
unstoppable
the only way to stop him is to chuck your dead in the river
Nathan •
haha
or in the garbage
Nathan •
the process of society reacting to him would be entertaining
yes
Nathan •
oh, it's a little bit pontypool now that i think of it
huh, hadnt thought of that
but the Eulogizer can have a mustached, nobody in pontypool had mustaches
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